Truth – ” The best time of my life has started. So, don’t bloody dare to think of bothering me. Even if you do, you will just get an empty stare.”
“We are going to learn some insights about our domains. Get some outside perspective and refresh our creative thinking.”
Truth – Sack the knowledge. Sack the truth. I am turning into a sack whether in session or in my room. I will turn into a zombie.
“We are going to bond. To collaborate and create ever lasting working relationships.”
Truth – Don’t care who you are, where you from. Are you carrying the good times ?
” Wow, what speakers and their insights. It seems like I have really come up the curve in these two days. My eyes have opened and all blocks are clear.”
Truth – It is easy to say all this when you get fat dough. Just finish the talk and move on. I just want to see the lunch spread.
“Awesome music, great dancing. It has never been so magical.”
Truth – Damn it, now I have to dance. Let me find my dark spot. If only, they could serve me in the room. Why do I need to pay in the form of dancing.
“What a beautiful resort? So many facilities, let me try to experience it fully.”
Truth – All sessions were okay. One was exceptional. It was where we had to fill feedback. Also, do you know where my room is ?
“Team building activities bring out the best in all. Help us sail through the year with elan.”
Truth – None of us can tolerate each other beyond a project. It was great to have a timed interaction, limited. Many ended up doing an activity without overshooting.
“Q&A sessions motivate people to ask the extraordinary or the not so obvious. They help foster confidence.”
Truth – Planting would be less disastrous. Speakers should have asked questions and maybe we could have answered like which category you look after ..blah blah blah
“I love my job. I love my company.”
Truth – I haven’t found another company and job , as of yet.
“It is one of the best offsites we ever had. I think, we had lots of fun.”
Truth – Such an expensive comp off. I suggest we either have more of these or all together dump it for 2 hrs in the dormitory every day!
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